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The Hellmouth is on my wall in NOLA…

Posted on Wednesday 28 September 2005

Who knew that the gateway to hell is 7’ x 7’ ?
Much thanks to Penny Arcade for the spoof.

Hideous Portal to Gael'Thoth: Toil slowly over this cauldron of madness until the words give way to a blood-slick rip in natural law. Will you rule in this new hell? Or will the symphony of wailing babes and sizzling human fat leave you a shuddering husk, and succor a distant memory? Comes with storage box (2 lbs). $29.95

One Response to “The Hellmouth is on my wall in NOLA…”

  1. Douglas Says:
    January 9th, 2006 at 6:03 pm

    The portal is prepared in St. Paul as well.

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