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Hard Times for a Sonofabitch

Bea and I sat down and did rough math on monthly income/expenses. We hadn’t done this yet, and considering that my pay cut takes effect in January, it was time.
‘09 will be interesting. And that’s not just for us - it seems to be a general consensus amongst those I talk to it about. Like […]

The Alocasian Holocaust of 2008

It has begun. My humble (by most standards, grand by Marigny standards) 20′ x 30′ backyard is a veritable New York style Critical Mass of elephant ears and some sort of low-climbing, vast rooted vine. When thinking about it, the phrase ‘One does not simply walk into Mordor’ comes to mind. Then of course, in […]

I’ve been to hell. I spell it … I spell it ‘DMV’

I’ve been to hell. I spell it …I spell it ‘DMV’
Anyone that’s been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I’ve waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I’d screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless
- Primus - DMV
Well, /my/ trip this morning to the DMV was a relative breeze. […]

The First Day of the Rest of Your Life

Mike and Andee, I hope that all goes well today, and look forward to seeing ten new fingers and toes tomorrow.
You two will be wonderful parents.

Catchin’ the Monster(s)

Well, it seems that some friends of mine just had a baby, are about to have a baby, and will soon have a baby.
So, Bruise/Sarah and Dave, Mike and Andee, and Andre and Leigh, say hi. Well, you latter couples know each other, so yeah.
Anyways, babies seem to be everywhere, but none are on spikes. […]

We coulda had a baby by now

Don’t take that title too seriously, please.
Yesterday was our 9 month anniversary thingy. Please allow me to show you my romanticles in this fancy, bulleted list of yesterday’s events (in chronological order):

Something ridiculous like 6am: Bea gets up to skate for 3 hours. I sleep for two and a half more hours and watch Monk.
Look […]