Why Referees and Skaters shouldn’t date

Yesterday, I proposed to Bea. She said “yes”.

 

 
That’s all for now.

Yo Momma’s so fugly Voldemort won’t speak her name

So, despite having picked up a horrid summer cold, I am still determined to go to the 12:01AM showing of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince tonight.
In honor of that, twitter had a “yo mama” style contest, and here are the honorable mentions in all their wizardly glory:
JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat [...]

Good News Everyone!

Good news everyone!
I’ve invented a device which makes you read this in your head, in my voice!

I know this is old, but it popped in my head and is pretty funny. If you don’t know the reference, click here.

On The Road, Again

After my previous post about Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, my friend Matt directed me to the trailer for the upcoming film adaptation:

Holy Simultaneously Grim and Necro, Batman.
That aside, a certain shot caught my eye:

 
That’s actual Katrina footage, dirtied up a bit to fit the über-post-apocalyptic setting of The Road. You can see the New Orleans [...]