The current poll on /. goes a little like this:
Let’s Settle This. Who Would Win?
· Ninjas
· Pirates
· Robots
· Monkeys
At time of posting, The Ninjas are winning with more votes then Pirates and Robots combined (14,134, 6,103, and 8,018 respectively). Monkeys (as cool as they may be) are pulling up the rear with 6,003 votes.
If it was an election, I suppose there’d be a runoff. Instead, the only runoff is that of the dirty pirate blood from a Ninja’s katana.
Oooh, Faced! Scratch-Moded!
May 2nd, 2006 at 2:38 pm
ninja’s might win the trophey, but pirates would keel haul them and steal it away!
May 2nd, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Monkeys are quickly catching up to pirates. Maybe they’re flinging poo at them since that’s what monkeys tend to do.
May 2nd, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Don’t get me wrong I have long spent my childhood Sundays day dreaming about being a Ninja and watching Hong Kong Cinema but come on, wouldnt be alot more fun to be a pirate.
I am going to have to agree with evil twin and say although the battle may appear to be won by the ninjas the pirates would steal it back in a drunken fury while the ninjas are meditating.
May 3rd, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Arrrrrgh… Ninjas have no chance against Pirates! ’specially if they were fighting against my Moms.
May 5th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Robots have laser beams and are made of METAL! Ninjas and Pirates are made of mere flesh and blood. Robots win.