Prosthetically Hip

Before Dave and Belen NOLA, they gave me an offshoot of one of their oregano plants.

What seems like an eternity ago, I fed and watered their plants and cats while they vacationed in Turkey. Belen came home, looked at her vegeation on the balconey, and proceeded to make loud noises. Her oregano plant had doubled or tripled in volume.

The secret to oregano growth? I think it’s pretty obvious when I tell you the answer is Goatwhore. Nothin like some New Orleans metal to make a plant wanna grow.

Unfortunately when I returned home from the Katrina mess, my now nearly Audrey II sized plant had died of dehydration and lack of metal.

While visting this weekend, she bestowed upon me a snippet of the of the original plant that I have dubbed Goatwhore II: The Goatteeâ„¢. Behold:

And Lo, it shall be good.