Prosthetically Hip

… Gozer the Traveler™.

Yes, kids, this is the true reason why I don’t usually travel.
Three days before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, I started making my way to Houston.
Remember Ivan last year? I stayed at Molly’s and drank the whole time. Did it hit NOLA? I think not.

This past Thursday I departed Houston for New Orleans.
So where does it look like this hurricane is headed?
Yes, that’s right, Houston.

Quoth the Vinz Klortho:
“Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!”

Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you.
It could very well be Houston’s turn. This is also, of course, where our other office is.
Good thing I’m in N.C. to set up our new office.